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5:03pm October 20, 2014

“She quietly expected great things to happen to her, and no doubt that’s one of the reasons why they did”

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Zelda Fitzgerald

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5:03pm October 20, 2014

The signs during their first day at work..

juzzodiac:

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

5:02pm October 20, 2014

The Signs During an Alien Invasion

  • Fire signs (Aries, Leo and Sagittarius): They'd be on the streets. Maybe the leaders of a small disorganized resistance group. Their usual tactic is to blow things up. Probably looters. The alien's biggest pain in the ass.
  • Earth signs (Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn): Leaders of the organized rebellion. Most committed to the cause and feel responsible for everyone under their command. They're digilent, no nonsense kind of leaders unlike the more flashy fire signs. Probably think too much before launching an attack. Their cautiousness is their downfall.
  • Water signs (Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces): The YA protagonist. Just kidding, sort of. They may be on the streets, fending for themselves and protecting their loved ones. They're recluted by the rebellion and their belief in the cause is astounding. They won't see eye to eye with the leaders and might go solo after a while.
  • Air Signs (Gemini, Libra and Aquarius): The undercover agents. They infiltrate the aliens to destroy things from the inside. Awed by the alien technology/culture, might be tempted to betray humanity and switch sides. Most likely to have their curiosity come back and bite them in the ass.
5:02pm October 20, 2014

The Signs As Physical Pains

moon-phased:

Aries - burning your finger

Taurus - stubbing your toe

Gemini - headaches

Cancer - menstrual cramps

Leo - mussel/joint pain

Virgo - hitting your hip on a corner

Libra - stepping on a tac

Scorpio - paper cut

Sagittarius - running into a wall

Capricorn - tripping and getting a bruise

Aquarius - hand-sanitizer in a cut

Pisces - cluster headaches (headaches in the back of your eye)

5:01pm October 20, 2014

 The Zodiac Signs Dissecting Frogs in Class

twinkcookies:

Aries: *Impatiently slices frog into two* Done where’s my A.

Taurus: *Keeps a cool face the entire time* Hmm interesting *throws up inside*

Gemini: This looks nasty *takes pictures anyway* Feels so weird *continues to touch anyway* Smells disgusting *Leans in and smell it again anyway* Bleh.

5:01pm October 20, 2014
chanstering:

I Guess That’s True

chanstering:

I Guess That’s True

5:01pm October 20, 2014

The signs as skeletons

astropelican:

Aries :

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Taurus :

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Gemini :

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Cancer :

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Leo :

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Virgo :

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Libra :

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Scorpio :

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Sagittarius :

Capricorn :

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Aquarius :

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Pisces :

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5:00pm October 20, 2014

 The Signs as Drunk Stereotypes

zodiac—signs:

Aries: the one that flirts with everyone
Taurus: the clumsy, falling and laughing at everything
Gemini: the rude, bitchy one that says way too much
Cancer: the hysterical who never wants to stop drinking
Leo: the one that keeps screaming “I’m not drunk”.
Virgo: the babysitter that tries to fix…

4:59pm October 20, 2014
zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Dealing With A Sagittarius.

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Dealing With A Sagittarius.

4:59pm October 20, 2014

The Zodiac Signs Sleep Habits

wtfzodiacsigns:

♈ Aries Zodiac Signs: Aries are a hyperactive sign and tend to have sleeping troubles. Their dreams are often intense and vivid, They find it very hard to wind down at night and ignore the health benefits of good sleep. Slide sleeping is known to improve sleep quality 
♉ Taurus Zodiac Signs: Sleep can be very fitful for Taurus if they are not

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4:58pm October 20, 2014

Bed Rooms For The Signs…

cinnamoneneko:

Sagittarius~

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Capricorn~

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Aquarius~

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Pisces~

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Aries~

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Taurus~

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Gemini~

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Cancer~

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Leo~

Virgo~

Libra~

Scorpio~

4:57pm October 20, 2014
zodiaccity:

Common Zodiac Traits: Aries, Libra, Gemini, Leo and Sagittarius will probably never see anything wrong with a little harmless flirting.

zodiaccity:

Common Zodiac Traits: Aries, Libra, Gemini, Leo and Sagittarius will probably never see anything wrong with a little harmless flirting.