The Signs During an Alien Invasion
- Fire signs (Aries, Leo and Sagittarius): They'd be on the streets. Maybe the leaders of a small disorganized resistance group. Their usual tactic is to blow things up. Probably looters. The alien's biggest pain in the ass.
- Earth signs (Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn): Leaders of the organized rebellion. Most committed to the cause and feel responsible for everyone under their command. They're digilent, no nonsense kind of leaders unlike the more flashy fire signs. Probably think too much before launching an attack. Their cautiousness is their downfall.
- Water signs (Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces): The YA protagonist. Just kidding, sort of. They may be on the streets, fending for themselves and protecting their loved ones. They're recluted by the rebellion and their belief in the cause is astounding. They won't see eye to eye with the leaders and might go solo after a while.
- Air Signs (Gemini, Libra and Aquarius): The undercover agents. They infiltrate the aliens to destroy things from the inside. Awed by the alien technology/culture, might be tempted to betray humanity and switch sides. Most likely to have their curiosity come back and bite them in the ass.
The Signs As Physical Pains
Aries - burning your finger
Taurus - stubbing your toe
Gemini - headaches
Cancer - menstrual cramps
Leo - mussel/joint pain
Virgo - hitting your hip on a corner
Libra - stepping on a tac
Scorpio - paper cut
Sagittarius - running into a wall
Capricorn - tripping and getting a bruise
Aquarius - hand-sanitizer in a cut
Pisces - cluster headaches (headaches in the back of your eye)
Aries: *Impatiently slices frog into two* Done where’s my A.
Taurus: *Keeps a cool face the entire time* Hmm interesting *throws up inside*
Gemini: This looks nasty *takes pictures anyway* Feels so weird *continues to touch anyway* Smells disgusting *Leans in and smell it again anyway* Bleh.
Aries: the one that flirts with everyone
Taurus: the clumsy, falling and laughing at everything
Gemini: the rude, bitchy one that says way too much
Cancer: the hysterical who never wants to stop drinking
Leo: the one that keeps screaming “I’m not drunk”.
Virgo: the babysitter that tries to fix…
The Zodiac Signs Sleep Habits
♈ Aries Zodiac Signs: Aries are a hyperactive sign and tend to have sleeping troubles. Their dreams are often intense and vivid, They find it very hard to wind down at night and ignore the health benefits of good sleep. Slide sleeping is known to improve sleep quality
♉ Taurus Zodiac Signs: Sleep can be very fitful for Taurus if they are not